Yes, mofos. I’m back. I just had a potent blend of vodka and some other beverage. And I’ve just had this uncanny desire to berate the pentecostal modhafakarz. Yes, I just found the ‘666′ engraved on my baldspot. If you’re a brain-dead pentecostal whiner, you may wanna come back later!
I mean, no shit… These here pentecostal bros are God’s chosen scum. They know it all. No, serious. They do. For example, they all know I’m gonna hell. God told them so. Some of them have visions. (I have visions too… especially after some strong contraband finds it’s way into my bloodstream.) They see stuff like the rotting of flesh in sulphurous locales… something like Mekri Circle in peak hour traffic. (You’ll know where that is if you lived this side of Bangalore.) And I completely agree with them - some people will die in Sulphur and others will kick the proverbial bucket enveloped in a pall of Antimony or – oh! I don’t know – Molybednum perhaps.
But that’s not what gets my goat(ee). What really riles me is the fact that they claim that they know the Word of God backwards. B.S. Or as I’d really like to put it - fucking bullshit. Save your sorry asses before you even think of trying to touch my tushie! Hands off mofos. You’re all gonna die miserable deaths… ‘cos as far as I know the Good Book says something about humility too. Looks like your pastor / brother / sister / born-again-bigotted-motherfucker… skipped that chapter.
I’ll stick to baptism by vodka. But the next time you run your mouth speaking in ‘tongues’, try rolling your pink lapper around this: “Suck My Cock!”
There. Moksha.
Oooh! I’d really really like to see what happens to this motherfucker after Syphillis takes him to his 700-Club sponsored evangelical rot-hole…
Tags: kambi, kambi katha, Malayalam, malayalee
April 22, 2008 at 10:17 am |
Do i like the flavour…yes! refreshing read man…pacha malayalam itrem prateekshichilla…kalakki!
came here thru machiavelli
pinne even after you rant so much at them, they keep telling you the same bull